“…pure randomness.”

7 Jun

IT’S FRIDAY!!! WHOOP!

That is always exciting!  It’s a shame the weekends go by so fast 😦

Anyhoo…I saw this video a while back and kept meaning to share but I have sucked at blogging lately but whatever I thought it was pretty funny…

…well actually let me preface this video with a different video because the funny video is a parody of this original song.  (**Warning:  the language of this song is not edited and it has a bit of profanity. **)

As a side note, did anyone else think Macklemore was black?  I had no idea he was white until I saw the video.

But back to my original video.  Did you watch the original one?  Yes?  Okay good.  Watch this one.

Gift Shop (Thrift Shop Parody)

Gift Shop (Thrift Shop Parody)

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Speaking of stupidly funny videos…

I’m sure all of you have heard about the website peopleofwalmart.com.  If not, click that link and check it out.  Basically it is a website of the outrageous people you see at Walmart that usually have ZERO shame.

The People of Walmart

I saw this video and it is catchy but the pictures are just hilarious.  Sometimes it’s hard to believe that these are real people but then again, people never cease to amaze me.

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So last week, I was putting on eye liner and noticed that I had a little bump on my eyelid right on the edge.  After examining more closely, I realized that it was an ingrown eyelash!  On my top eyelid!  How weird is that?  And the really weird thing is that it didn’t hurt at all and it wasn’t red…just a little raised up only where the eyelash was…here’s a crappy picture of it…

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I left it alone hoping that it would work itself out but wasn’t going to put eyeliner on until it went away…well it wasn’t going anywhere.  So the other night I decided to get it out myself.  It took tweezers, a needle, and thirty minutes to get that bad boy out.  Oh and now I have a bruise on my eyelid where I pinched it with the tweezers….and also, in case you are wondering, it sucks to pluck an eyelash.

Did I mention how long that thing was?!

Did I mention how long that thing was?!

Has this ever happened to anyone else?  I feel like my eyelashes are always turning or hurting from sleeping on them or something…am I the only one?

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One night when Joseph was at the house, I walked out to our mailbox to check the mail.  We have one of those community boxes (ugh stupid) across the street.  As I was walking across the road I was about to kick a “stick” when it moved.  Turns out it was a snake and a vicious one at that!  He turned and faced me in striking mode!

photo (7)So I got our mail then ran back inside to ask Joseph if we had a shovel and he said no so I ran into the garage and grabbed a tiny hand-held spade shovel – you know, one that you use in a flower bed because that’s all we had – then ran back through the living room and Joseph was like, “What the heck are you doing?!” and I said, “There’s a snake out there and I think it may be a coral snake!!”  The red and black were touching.  He was itty bitty, like maybe 8″ long.  So Joseph came outside with me and took the tiny shovel from me while I held my phone flash light on the snake.  The snake turned around in striking mode to Joseph too.  He was a scary little thing!  But fearless Joseph hacked at the devil snake until he stopped moving.

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Hard to see but yellow and red are touching

I’m not sure if it actually was a coral snake or not but either way it was a snake and I didn’t want it living around me anymore.  Now I am hesitant and jumpy when I work in the flower bed…wonderful.  Stupid snakes.

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I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!!  I will be enjoying a big ol’ helping (or two) of these tasty buggers…

crawfish

And I cannot wait!

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